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Faecal Beast

2026
14 min United Kingdom Short
Directed by
Thomas Laurance
Not currently streaming on CaSTV

Synopsis

After a day of boozing and cruising, narrowboat novice and his craggy, veteran ‘engine whisperer’ regale Gabe’s uptight school friend with a litany of toilet horror stories that draw a stark line between the haves and the have nots on the London canals. Faecal Beast is a scatological comedy that gleefully punctures landlubbers’ romantic notions of boat life and pays loving homage to Steven Spielberg’s ‘Jaws’. You’ll never go up the canal again!

‘Faecal Beast’ is a scatological comedy about gentrification and constipation on the London canals. A combination of ‘Withnail and I’, ‘Jaws’, and THAT bedsheet scene in 'Trainspotting', ‘Faecal Beast’ is for fans of cockney rhyming slang, the 70's widescreen aesthetic and crude toilet humour.

Key facts

First release May 8, 2026

Crew

Screenplay Thomas Laurance
Producer Thomas Laurance

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Full credits
Director Thomas Laurance
Screenplay Thomas Laurance
Producer Thomas Laurance
Identifiers & sources
TMDB 1682979

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